September 2009
181 posts
“You don’t throw away your books when you buy a computer. You keep both. The...”
– Stephen Fry (via inky) (via merlin) (via saveandclose)
“I realize that overall, you weren’t really worth it. There were moments with you...”
– (via eletheowl) (via saveandclose)
“Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely...”
– Bob Marley (via creampuff) (via lovebot) (via justbesplendid)
The Optimist Creed
justbesplendid:
Promise Yourself:
To be so strong that nothing can disturb your peace of mind.
To talk health, happiness and prosperity to every person you meet.
To make all your friends feel that there is something in them.
To look at the sunny side of everything and make your optimism come true.
To think only of the best, to work only for the best, and to expect only the best.
To be...
Ten Commandments for Peace of Mind
justbesplendid:
1. Do Not Interfere In Others’ Business Unless Asked. 2. Forgive And Forget. 3. Do Not Crave For Recognition. 4. Do Not Be Jealous. 5. Change Yourself According To The Environment. 6. Endure What Cannot Be Cured. 7. Do Not Bite Off More Than You Can Chew. 8. Meditate Regularly. 9. Never Leave The Mind Vacant. 10. Do Not Procrastinate And Never Regret.
Love and Peace Recipe
justbesplendid:
Fold two hands together, And express a dash of sorrow. Marinate it overnight, And work on it tomorrow.
Chop one grudge in tiny pieces, Add several cups of love. Dredge with a large sized smile, Mix with the ingredients above.
Dissolve the hate within you, By doing a good deed. Cut in and help your friend, If he/she should be in need.
Stir in laughter, love and...
Employers' Lingo
justbesplendid:
m-altruism:
Employers’ Lingo: What employers list in the application and what you should expect. Some are funny but somehow true!
“COMPETITIVE SALARY” : We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
“JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM” : We have no time to train you.
“CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE” : We don’t pay enough to expect that you’ll dress up well, a...
Crazy thoughts..
justbesplendid:
m-altruism:
Is it appropriate to say “good mourning” at a funeral?
If there’s an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
When you’re caught “between a rock and a hard place”, is the rock not hard?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Doesn’t a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
Who coined the phrase, ‘coined the...
There's no time like the present
justbesplendid:
m-altruism:
Mark Twain said, “I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.” These words hold great wisdom; the wisdom of knowing that there is no sense worrying about the past or fearing the future. Your past will not change, and your future concerns may never come.
Many people spend a great deal of time and energy thinking about...
Definitions of a KISS
justbesplendid:
Prof. of Algebra: a “KISS” is infinity, because it is two divided by nothing (not zero).
Prof. of Geometry: a “KISS” is the shortest distance between two lips.
Prof. of Physics: a “KISS” is the contraction of two mouths, due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Chemistry: a “KISS” is the reaction of an interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Zoology: a “KISS” is the...
“Poets often describe love as an emotion that we can’t control, one that...”
– Nicholas Sparks, The Notebook. (via rawrxja) (via pineappleupsidedown)
“Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be...”
– Nicholas Sparks (via nikkihebert) (via pineappleupsidedown)
#545
achoiceinthematter:
Someone who will turn back for one last look before they leave.
“I’m glad we had the times together just to laugh and sing a song, seems like we...”
– Dr. Seuss (via pineappleupsidedown)
